Songs and Sonics

Well, it’s taken multiple crazy web server issues and wild goose chases to locate old backup DVDs, but it’s finally here — the Really Really Weird Remix Contest!

Almost everything you need to know about the contest can be found on this page:

Note that there are some new tidbits on that page, like what criteria will be used for judging your remix. And here’s where you can download the raw multitracks.

However… once you download the tracks, there’s some additional information you ought to know about the tracks themselves.

The files that are part of the second mix have the prefix “midsection_”. It’s recommended that, at least until you’re familiar with the tracks, you make two different mix sessions and work with each half separately.

In the Girls Aliens Food version of the song, the main song mix is interrupted at around the 2:57 mark with the midsection mix. When the midsection mix ends, the song cuts back into the main song mix, at the main song mix’s 3:17 mark.

The “door slam” file is tacked on to the ending of the album mix. The door slam is not meant to go at the beginning of the mix, as it would be if you imported all of these tracks into a DAW; it’s meant to be inserted wherever the song ends.

Naturally, you are not expected to stay true to the original mix (in fact, it is encouraged that you don’t) — but this information is meant to help make sense of how the tracks were constructed, should you want to use the original mix structure as a starting point.

Most of the tracks are mono, though a few are in stereo. The tracks in stereo are marked with the word “(stereo)” at the end of the name.

What is the BPM for this song? Good question. The Me and My Arrow EP and Girls Aliens Food album are the first Simple Carnival releases where I used a click track. However, I didn’t want to make things sound too slick — I wanted to keep a connection with the lo-fi sound that was established with the previous EPs. So I varied the tempo of the click track very, very slightly, speeding up or slowing down things in the way a conductor might lead an orchestra.

So what does this mean?

It means your job as a remixer just got a lot trickier. Although these tracks line up with one another in a DAW, they don’t collectively line up with a steady tempo grid. And I have been unable to locate the original Pro Tools session that I used for recording the song, so I can’t tell you the initial BPM. By the time I imported the tracks into Reaper for mixing, I paid no attention to the BPM or grid anyway.

If you have any questions about the files, please post them as a comments on the Really Really Weird Remix Contest page or as a comment at the bottom of this post.

Good luck with your remix!

There’s no interview this week on Songs and Sonics. Instead, I’d like to take this opportunity to announce a Simple Carnival remix contest.

What? A remix contest? Are you serious?

Yep. Here’s the deal. In the very near future, I will be making available the raw multitracks for the Simple Carnival song Really Really Weird:

You can remix, mangle, and twist these tracks to your heart’s content. (They will be released under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial 3.0 United States License.) Submit your final 192 kbs mp3 file, and whoever makes the mix judged the “best” (whatever that means) by a panel of judges will win the grand prize…

The grand prize consists of a Simple Carnival t-shirt, a Girls Aliens Food CD, and one of the actual instruments I used on Really Really Weird: a circuit-bent Casio SK-1 sampler.

For those who are unfamiliar with the Casio SK-1, it is widely considered to be the holy grail of circuit bent electronic instruments. (And if you don’t know what circuit bending is, here’s an introduction.)

When you flip the switches and buttons that I’ve installed, the SK-1 can mangle and manipulate audio like nobody’s business. Similar modified SK-1s go for upwards of $250 on eBay.

There will be three runner-ups. Each runner-up prize consists of a Simple Carnival t-shirt and a Girls Aliens Food CD.

I’ve recorded nearly fifty songs as The Simple Carnival. And I’ve realized that I’ve only used my SK-1 for about four seconds on one song (Really Really Weird). So I want to donate the SK-1 to someone who will put it to better use than myself.

Also, have I mentioned that I have an album called Girls Aliens Food coming out on October 1st, 2008? This contest is admittedly one way to get the word out. I mean, why not?

A panel of musical judges and I will rank the submissions. My vote counts just as much as the other judges, though I’ll be the tiebreaker if necessary. Our votes will be kept confidential. Don’t send us angry e-mails if you don’t win anything. I would love to give SK-1s to everyone if I could — in fact, that would make a great platform for a presidential candidate. Unfortunately, I have only one instrument to give away, so I ask that everyone who doesn’t win something to please be a good sport. We still love you.

All submissions must be in by midnight EST on November 30, 2008. The winners should be announced (hopefully) a week or two after that. If we end up getting two billion submissions, it might take more time to listen to everything.

They are (in alphabetical order):

Mathieu Bournazel from Purple Submarine Orchestra	Rob Gibson from Mister Fusty	Pea Hix from Optiganally Yours	Mike Langlie from Twink	Matt Williams from The Brigadier

I’m thrilled to have these terrific musicians/songwriters/producers participating, as I listen to their music all the time (and you should too!). Because these folks have generously volunteered their time, it’s always possible that the demands of real life might interfere and take precedence over this contest. Judges may come and go as the contest progresses, but I really hope these guys stay.

Yes, but anyone who was interviewed here at my blog, Songs and Sonics, is not eligible to win. The judges are also not eligible to win. Also, only one mix can be submitted per person. Sorry.

The remixes will be regularly rotated on this special MySpace page:

Bookmark that page, send a friend request, keep checking on it. Subscribe to that page’s blog. Read the comments section. That’s where most of the action should occur. Please keep the comments and the competition friendly; I don’t want to turn this into a backstabbing Survivor-like excursion. It’s only a toy keyboard, folks.

There is also the remote possibility that I’ll release a CD-R/album download with some of the remixes on my Sundrift Records label; by submitting a remix, you will be agreeing to the possible inclusion of your mix on such a release. (Naturally, you will be credited as the remix engineer for your track if that happens.)

Only if you have the legal permission to do so. If you’re not sure, the rule of thumb is, commercial sample libraries: yes. James Brown records: no. Don’t let the judges knock you out of the running because we identified some commercial CD snippet that you shouldn’t be using.

But don’t let that rule inhibit you from going wild with your remix. Record new parts if you want. Put the song in a different key. Change the tempo. Autotune the heck out of my voice, or remove my voice altogether. There is nothing to be gained by staying true to the original mix. We want to reward creativity. Just keep it clean and don’t do anything that the copyright police would disapprove of.

Not at all. There are scratches and sticker residue on this instrument. I bought it secondhand and never meant to give it away or make it look presentable. But it’s a useful/functioning piece of gear, it makes terrifically weird noises, and it was used in a Simple Carnival song. What more could you want?

They’re not online as of this writing. I still have more work to do to get them together. They should be posted next week.

See that little sidebar thing on the right, near the top of the page that says “Mailing List”? Put your e-mail address in there and click the “Send” button. After responding to the confirmation e-mail, you’ll receive a message the moment a new article is posted on Songs and Sonics. I post only about one article a week, and I don’t share your address with anyone. The next article should contain information on where to download the tracks.

So tell your friends, post about it online, let everyone know: Songs and Sonics wants to hear some really really creative stuff!

Charles Schultz was my first childhood idol. I wanted to draw cartoons when I grew up.

There was only one problem with this rather lofty career plan.

I couldn’t draw.

Still, my lack of ability never stopped me from trying. I made a number of cartoon projects in grade school in preparation of my future non-career. Flip books. Stories on adding paper rolls. A paper-and-cardboard nickelodeon which worked only one time before falling apart.

But my most ambitious childhood cartoon experiment was the animated film I made in the second grade. I borrowed my dad’s Super 8 camera and shot hundreds of stick figure drawings in sequence to make three minutes of cinematic… incoherence. I always had to tell the audience what was going on in the film as they were watching it. From an aspiring cartoonist’s viewpoint, this was not a good sign.

The film’s plot could be summed up as, “A guy has very bad day.” Coincidentally, that same theme continues to weasel its way into my creative endeavors over twenty years later.

Case in point: Really Really Weird. This song is from the new Simple Carnival EP, Me and My Arrow.

I won’t be focusing too much on the song itself or how it was recorded, other than saying that, on the surface, it’s about a guy who has a very bad day. Instead, I’d like to turn your attention to its accompanying video, made with $7.25 in office supplies and two weeks of free time. It should be obvious from the video that my drawing ability hasn’t progressed much since I was in the second grade.

Creating a music video might seem only tangentially related to songwriting and recording — the two things this blog is supposed to be about. But I think the method in which this video was put together is a good example of acknowledging one’s limitations and finding creative ways to work within them. Or around them. After all, that’s essentially what making music is about, too.

I wanted a video for the same reason that any recording artist wants a video: to get people to check out the music.

I couldn’t justify paying someone a lot of money to make a “real” video. Given that CDs and music downloads have an embarrassingly slim profit margin to begin with, I wasn’t convinced that a real video would be worth the return on investment.

That is, unless the video cost less than ten bucks to make.

I figured I could rig some Monty Python-ish animation with a few photos taken by Pam Neill, a terrific local photographer. I wanted to start this project while the idea was still fresh, so I used the tools that I was already familiar with, like Paint Shop Pro, instead of a real animation program. As far as drawing, I had already commissioned the very talented Missy Kulik to draw the cover artwork to the Girls Aliens Food album.

Without hearing the album herself, Missy successfully captured the vibe of the songs. And unlike me, Missy can actually draw. So I slavishly recreated her designs using construction paper, glue, and a black magic marker. I also made additional cutouts with my own meager drawing skills. Here’s all of the construction paper cutouts used in the video.

Really Really Weird is, at its core, a story song. And a story song seems to be a straightforward choice for a music video, because the lyrics are already stating what needs to be shown on the screen.

So I put on my headphones, got some blank paper, and listened to what Really Really Weird’s lyrics were saying. Then I sketched out what needed to happen visually.

Remember English class? Remember dramatic structure? The video is set up like an onion. It starts with the minimum of what can be shown to get the point across, and as things progress, the layers are peeled away. And then all heck breaks loose at the end. The song is structured in the same way.

Making art isn’t much different than the way a child plays with blocks. As adults, we attach all sorts of social significance to art. We buy into the mythology of artists being mysterious conductors of inspiration. We read biographies and eat up every word about how artists pour their personal demons into their work, how they wear their heart on their sleeve. And these things can be true.

But when you break down the actual art making process, it’s nothing more than taking a set of blocks and arranging them in interesting ways.

The Really Really Weird video was an experiment in using the minimum number of “blocks” for the maximum effect. There wasn’t a noble artistic ambition behind this. Animation — especially without any proper skills or tools — is hard. So out of sheer laziness, I looked for ways to reuse construction paper cutouts and animation sequences, yet still keep the viewer engaged.

What I’ve observed with video — or with music — is that setting audience expectations is important. If the video began with the rich detail of a Disney cartoon, there would immediately be an expectation to maintain that level of quality for the next three minutes. If, on the other hand, the video were to start off with the cheapest looking spaceship in the history of animation, the bar has been set at precisely the right level for someone with my particular drawing ability. Things can only go up from there.

And that’s what I tried to do for the end alien abduction sequence — bump the amateurish artwork up to a near-Hollywood special effects level. Because the expectations were set so humorously low from the start, the intended audience reaction when the spaceship begins sucking things up is, “Wow, this video seemed so cheap that I didn’t expect that to happen!” Again, it’s onion peeling.

There’s a curious effect this video seems to have on people. I’ve seen an audience laugh and feel schadenfreude at the construction paper guy’s misfortune. On the other end, I’ve seen an audience feel sorry for him. And then I’ve seen a kind of interesting middle ground, where there’s laughter but a sense of uneasiness over who you’re supposed to root for. Like, the audience might subconsciously realize that by laughing at the construction paper guy, they’re aligning themselves with the aliens and thinks, “No, you’re not supposed to do that.” That’s like watching Jaws and cheering for the shark.

So at the end of the video, when the sets themselves are getting sucked up off the page, it was an attempt to break the fourth wall. It was to remind the audience that, despite whatever emotional investment you’ve placed in this story, it’s all construction paper, folks. And you are watching something deeply absurd. I’m only playing with blocks, and this is the part where they get knocked over.

I suspect that viewpoint makes me no better than the aliens, though.

All of the construction paper was scanned into Paint Shop Pro. The images were then carefully separated onto layers. (If you’re not familiar with photo editing software, “layers” in a paint program are like a stack of clear plastic transparent sheets.)

Then it was time to animate the action. Animation was created by tweaking an image in Paint Shop Pro, and saving it as a new file. How many files were there? Well, there 30 frames for each second of the video, and the song is almost four minutes long… Although I repeated some sequences, it should go without saying there were a lot of files.

Sometimes the animation was as simple as turning a layer on or off, like the alien mouth movement, as shown above. Sometimes it involved Paint Shop Pro’s drawing functions, like the closeup of the fish smiling when he receives a hat. Other times it involved rotating the construction paper cutouts.

Hold on, let’s back up to the fish with hats thing.

Out of the dozens of events that occur in this video, the fact that fish wear hats seems to have hit an unusually strong nerve with people.

Why fish? Why hats? I don’t know why there are fish in the video, but I can explain why there are hats.

The Simple Carnival isn’t above being deliberately cheesy. I take my kitsch seriously. To me, a lightweight ’70s AM pop radio hit can be just as satisfying as a “serious” piece of music. Since this video is supposed to be entertaining, what better way to project that intention than to feature a bunch of Fred Astaire-like top hats? Might as well have a little fun before Armageddon.

I used a free application called VirtualDub to stitch all of the image files into AVI movie files. I used another free (but buggy and unfinished) program called ABC Video Roll as the video editor. This is where I synchronized the AVI movie scenes with the music soundtrack.

There were a couple of “special effects” sprinkled throughout the video. The shot where the camera zooms into the restaurant silhouettes was actually my home video camera zooming into a construction paper picture I had taped to the wall.

When the construction paper guy wakes up, it’s a video of the guy glued to a piece of cardboard, and my hand flipping him upward. It is also perhaps the most boring thing on YouTube.

You’ll notice that this shot was performed in front of a “green screen.” It’s green tagboard from Wal-Mart. And it’s not even cut right. I’m not sure why.

If the computer programmers who worked on ABC Video Roll had actually finished writing it, I would’ve been able to seamlessly superimpose this footage in front of a Paint Shop Pro background. Instead, I discovered that, despite claims to the contrary in the manual, ABC Video Roll just plain couldn’t do this. So I used Paint Shop Pro to manually “scrub out” the green in each frame. And if you look carefully at the finished video, the green is still there around the edges of the cardboard guy. I wasn’t able to remove it all. Oh well. On the other hand, it’s not as though it makes the video look any cheaper.

For the ending alien invasion, I needed an “earthquake” effect. VirtualDub has many great plug-ins, but I couldn’t find something that would simulate a shaky camera. So I used an excellent automation utility called AutoHotkey to control Paint Shop Pro and make a random earthquake effect for thousands of frames that I had already hand-animated.

Not anytime soon. This project was exhausting. I’m a songwriter and a musician, not a video director.

I’d spend seven dollars on the video and pocket the rest.

See the previous question about the half million dollar budget. If you can meet that criteria, then let’s talk.